BABY TEES

This cropped cotton tee is embroidered with the truth your friends whisper when you leave the group chat. It's soft, sassy, and perfect for turning every minor inconvenience into a three-part saga. Great for dramatic sighs, fake threats to move cities, and slamming doors...

This cropped cotton tee is embroidered with “LITTLE MISS DELULU” — because reality is mid and your imagination has better lighting. She blocked him and still thinks it’s his loss. Spends 3 hours overthinking a “hey.” Thinks “the universe” sent a sign — it...

Manifesting rich parents one delusion at a time. Cropped, cotton, and embroidered with the dream we’re all too broke to let go of: “ASPIRING NEPO BABY.” For the girl who has main character energy, zero connections, and an insta full of lies. Perfect for...

She doesn't drive. She arrives. This tee is for the babe who’s allergic to parallel parking but thrives in the front seat. Featuring “PASSENGER PRINCESS” embroidered like it’s your official title (because it is), this cropped cutie is made for ruling the road without...

For when your resting face isn’t warning enough. This cotton baby tee says what you’re too tired (or too annoyed) to repeat. Cropped, comfy, and embroidered with “LEAVE ME ALONE” — it's the perfect fit for dodging small talk, ghosting plans, and serving main-character...

 If you can read this, back up. This cropped cotton tee is your stylish personal space alert. Embroidered with “YOU’RE TOO CLOSE” so you don’t have to say it (again). Comfy enough for lounging, bold enough for passive-aggressive errands. Perfect for introverts, hangovers, and...

Because your cat is your soulmate and everyone else is… just noise. Cropped. Comfy. Cotton. Embroidered with “CAT MOM” so no one mistakes your priorities.Because your love life might be a mess, but your cat thinks you’re perfect. Perfect for cuddles, cat hair, and...

Because reformer > performer. This cotton baby tee is for the baddies who can hold a plank longer than a conversation. Cropped, comfy, and embroidered with “HOT GIRLS DO PILATES” — it's giving core strength and main character energy. Perfect for Pilates class, post-class...

 Diagnosed with SlayDHD: can’t focus, but can serve looks. This cropped cotton tee is made for the hot mess who forgets what she was saying mid-slay. Embroidered with “SLAYDHD” so everyone knows your attention span is short, but your outfit game? Unmatched. Perfect for...

 Living proof that you don’t need a job to slay. Cropped, cotton, and embroidered with your current career status: hot, broke, and emotionally unavailable. This tee is for the girl who's jobless, flawless, and somehow still fully booked for brunch. Perfect for scrolling LinkedIn...